um, I probably shouldn't admit this so loudly.

[delicatale]

It seems I have found myself with a lot of affection for a pairing that isn't written (yet?) (well it has, twice now I think), that is quite wrong and a little twisted, but in a way I love it. Said pairing is grown-up!Gracie/Steve. In different ways. In a 'she's always loved him' way, or in a 'he's always been part of the family' way, or in a 'she's gone for years for college and then she found a job on the mainland and now she's coming back and Steve is older but still gorgeous and she's a woman, now, he can't deny her that' way, I just. I find the idea fascinating. And hot, because grown-up!Grace is hot in my head. And Steve doesn't call her Gracie anymore when she's older and curvy and looks at him with defiance in her eyes, no, and he knows it's wrong because she's Grace but, but.

I don't know, you guys, I'm fucked in the head and all that.

Comments

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

Oh, me too. I don't think I could read Grace/Danny. D:

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, me neither. :( Like, just the idea of it is so D:

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

YES! D:

Let's cleanse our brains with happy thoughts of Steve/Danny.

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

Skipping hand in hand through a verdant meadow? With cheesy 70s love songs playing in the background? (I was so amused that this actually happened in the hiking date episode, where they chased each other through that field.)

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

I can't think of that scene without thinking that there was a LOTR:TTs reference when they are running up the mountain and I've been secretly yearning for some kind of LotR/H50 x-over, though I don't have the faintest idea how that would work.

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

This is the fic that you can write me when I win you at the fic auction. XD

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

Oh dear God.

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

LOL it's okay, I will think of lots of other awesome prompts for you. *soothes*

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

Did you read The Very Secret Diaries? Because I imagine if Steve showed up Legolas would be all

Day: 133

I don't know if I am still the prettiest!

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

*dies* No, but I have heard of them. And no offense to Legolas, but Steve is totally the prettiest. *not biased at all*

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

LOL I am totally imagining that The Fellowship is forced to vote for who is prettier. And Steve is all frowny faced and ready to fuck Sauron's shit up with his modern technology.

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

Oh my godddddddddddd XD

I'm also imagining a completely separate scenario where the H50 team has to vote on which team member is prettiest. And many a back-door deal is made, including Steve offering to give Danny a blowjob if he votes for him.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! And everyone votes for themselves!!!! Except Danny who votes for Steve so Steve wins. And Kono makes him wear a sash and a tiara, and she is bitter except amused.

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, in the first vote they all vote for themselves and then someone is like, "Shit. OKAY, NEW RULE. YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF." And it gets really cutthroat so they have to bring in impartial moderators like Kamekona and Max. And Kamekona is like, well Danny has nice hair but look at Chin's cheekbones.

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

BUT LOOK AT DANNY'S ASS.

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT. XD

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY, IT IS A VERY NICE ONE. I can assure you that Steve and Kono agree on that one.

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

IT IS A VERY NICE ASS. In those perfectly tailored trousers? Yes, please.

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm. This entry is leading to completely unrelated discussions, I like it.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

And Max gets all scientific and starts measuring people's features with calipers and uses software to show each person who they could look with a little plastic surgery and then they all get really depressed and drunk. And then there is an orgy...

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, YES. Shit, I have an idea for the ending. WHY GOD WHY.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

I don't know. My brain just does this and I have a sneaking suspicious yours does too! :D

[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

If I actually end up writing this you will get full blame credit. (Unless you wanted a crack at it!)

[willow-fae-20.livejournal.com]

Link, plz?

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

Here