Phonesexathon? Phonesexathon!
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delicataleHello, and welcome to this Hawaii Five-0 Phonesexeathon!
Okay, so let’s be honest, this is happening majorly because I am a big fan of phone sex and the lack of it in this fandom is making me a little sad. So I decided a meme could be fun! I’m advertising a bit because I’m still new to this fandom and I want the most people to see it and participate and prompt and read if they so wish, but I don’t have a lot of followers, so, yeah.
Okay! So! Anything goes! Any pairing any genre het and slash all that. You can post prompts, you can start round-robins (I love them let’s do it!), you can just go ahead and write a 20,000 words long fic involving phone sex and posting the link here. Seriously, anything goes. I’d encourage prompting though, go ahead – anonymous commenting shall be open, even. If you so wish to use it. Also, sexting is also allowed of course. As is fanart! Of course!
I don’t really want to put a ton of rules here, we’re all big people, right? No bashing no hating, this stuff, obvious, right? This is for fun. Let us get on with the phone sex!
Also, do pimp it around people! The more, the merrier! Here, have some pimping code:
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Okay, so let’s be honest, this is happening majorly because I am a big fan of phone sex and the lack of it in this fandom is making me a little sad. So I decided a meme could be fun! I’m advertising a bit because I’m still new to this fandom and I want the most people to see it and participate and prompt and read if they so wish, but I don’t have a lot of followers, so, yeah.
Okay! So! Anything goes! Any pairing any genre het and slash all that. You can post prompts, you can start round-robins (I love them let’s do it!), you can just go ahead and write a 20,000 words long fic involving phone sex and posting the link here. Seriously, anything goes. I’d encourage prompting though, go ahead – anonymous commenting shall be open, even. If you so wish to use it. Also, sexting is also allowed of course. As is fanart! Of course!
I don’t really want to put a ton of rules here, we’re all big people, right? No bashing no hating, this stuff, obvious, right? This is for fun. Let us get on with the phone sex!
Also, do pimp it around people! The more, the merrier! Here, have some pimping code:
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Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
Date: 2011-05-03 10:30 pm (UTC)"This is so wrong, in so many ways," Danny whispers fiercely as he unfastens his pants and slips his hand inside his briefs.
"Come on, Danny," Steve's voice is low and breathless in his ear. "Do it. I want you to do it for me."
It doesn't take long, just a few short, rough strokes and Danny's coming, in his car, in a fucking rest area, of all places, just like the perverts he used to arrest back in Jersey. "Oh, god"," Danny whimpers, bracing his feet against the floor as his orgasm washes over him.
Panting, he thumps his head back against the headrest, one sticky hand still down his pants, the other clutching the phone tight, still pressed against against his ear. "You are such a schmuck, Steven," Danny says when he's finally able to speak again.
Steve laughs, low and satisfied and Danny wants to be there with him, to wrap his arms around Steve and feel his laughter.
"I'm a mess now, thanks to you." Danny tries to sound offended but fails pretty miserably.
"I'm kind of messy too. All over my stomach and--"
Danny closes his eyes and groans. "Would you please just stop it? What, you leave the island and you turn into some kind of porn star?" He pulls his hand from his pants and after a moments contemplation, untucks his shirt and wipes his palm on his shirttails.
"I just miss you, Danny, that's all," Steve says.
"That's sweet, it really is. I miss you too, you big goof." Danny smiles, then catches movement in the rearview mirror--two cars, pulling into the rest area. He glances down at the wet stain spreading along the crotch of his tan khakis. "I've got to get moving--a couple of cars just pulled up and I look like some kind of creep sitting here."
He starts the car up, even though what he really wants to do is curl up and take a nap, preferably next to Steve. But that's not going to happen.
"I'll be home Friday night," Steve says, and Danny's pretty sure he hears a muffled yawn.
Danny puts the car in gear and pulls out of the lot. "In the meanwhile, you make with the schmoozing, you hear me?"
"I can't believe you doubt my ability to schmooze," Steve says.
Danny laughs, and talks to Steve for the rest of the ride home, forgetting how uncomfortable he is with the wet pants and underwear, which probably means he's the big goof, but Steve makes him that way, so, hey, he figures they're a good match.
Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
Date: 2011-05-03 10:49 pm (UTC)You broke my brain.
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Date: 2011-05-03 11:23 pm (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
Date: 2011-05-04 01:17 pm (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
Date: 2011-05-03 11:39 pm (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-03 11:46 pm (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-03 11:53 pm (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 12:37 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 12:42 am (UTC)And I adore this. I love that Danny has to pull over cause he knows what's coming and I especially love that Steve begs for it. He misses his Danno.
Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 12:49 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 01:02 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 02:34 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 02:56 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 03:30 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 04:30 am (UTC)you are now officially,
the Queen of PNONESEX!!!
*bows*
Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 06:07 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 08:29 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 09:39 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-04 03:53 pm (UTC)Jesus. That was very hot and very them and... I don't even know what else to say. Guh.
Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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Date: 2011-05-07 02:17 am (UTC)Re: Long Distance, Steve/Danny, NC-17 (3/3)
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