(So my take on sexting between Danny and Steve, which really isn't all that sexting at all but I was started and I like writing drabbles (each are exactly 100 words) so yeah. Please forgive me.)
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Hey so I’m in bed, can’t sleep. Was wondering what you’re doing. I know I could call but if I call then we’ll start bickering and I’ll lose track of what I want to say, you do that to me Danny you know? Even when I text I do it, see. Anyway. If you come by to pick me up tomorrow morning, come in right away, the door will be unlocked. I’ll make myself late on purpose so you can join me in the shower. You owe me a blowjob and I’m getting it before work tomorrow. Bring coffee, too.
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I am so fucking tired of you running from your paperwork, Steve, you come back this instant to Five-0 and you fill your forms and you do it nice and without complaining otherwise that thing I told you about with the edible paint and all? It’s not happening, and you’ll have to find someone else to fuck into the mattress tonight. Or in the shower. Or over the kitchen table. Or – fuck, fine, you’ll still get to fuck me but I will not shut up once while we’re at it if you don’t come back and take your fucking responsibilities.
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You are the biggest tease on the planet Danny. I can’t believe you ripped your pants and walked around all day like that, with a hole at the back, I could see your ass when you bent down. Do you have any idea how badly I wanted to bend you over the hood of the car all fucking day? I’ll do it one day, I’ll fuck you nice and slow until you come over the hood of your Camaro. It’s a promise, Danny. I always keep my promises, you know that right? Don’t worry, we won’t ding her. I promise.
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How was the swim? I went to get breakfast while you’re out at sea so leaving you a text so you don’t worry. You have no idea how gorgeous you look out there, I’m lucky I’m wearing one of your old shorts and not my pants because they’d never hide how hard you make me. Can’t help it, I think of all those muscles and I could come in my underwear, ridiculous. We should fuck in the sea one of these days. Give it a shot. I know what I said about the sea. The things I do for you…
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So I know you’ve find the porn in my old room when you went snooping the other day. When I ask you over to help me DIY it’s not so you can go snooping, Danny, you hear me? But since you found it I thought maybe we should watch some together. If you want. I mean, I’d like that. I’m curious to know what else than me makes you twitch and makes you hard. I really want to watch you get off...Lose control, and all that. Because you’re fucking hot when you come. What are you into? Lesbian, group, gay?
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By the way. I am home, I am going to get in the shower, jerk off, have some pizza, jerk off some more and then sleep. It makes me feel like a teenager and you’re to blame. I hope you think about your actions, Steve, because whatever you’ve been told, a cleaning supplies closet during an active case is not a good place for a quickie. And the fact that Kono walked in on us is proof enough. Now I’m really horny and you’ve got Mary around so I can’t even come in your mouth. Life is fucking unfair sometimes.
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timeasmymeasure
Danny/Steve -- Sexting really isn't all it's made out to be
Date: 2011-05-04 03:42 pm (UTC)**
Hey so I’m in bed, can’t sleep. Was wondering what you’re doing. I know I could call but if I call then we’ll start bickering and I’ll lose track of what I want to say, you do that to me Danny you know? Even when I text I do it, see. Anyway. If you come by to pick me up tomorrow morning, come in right away, the door will be unlocked. I’ll make myself late on purpose so you can join me in the shower. You owe me a blowjob and I’m getting it before work tomorrow. Bring coffee, too.
-
I am so fucking tired of you running from your paperwork, Steve, you come back this instant to Five-0 and you fill your forms and you do it nice and without complaining otherwise that thing I told you about with the edible paint and all? It’s not happening, and you’ll have to find someone else to fuck into the mattress tonight. Or in the shower. Or over the kitchen table. Or – fuck, fine, you’ll still get to fuck me but I will not shut up once while we’re at it if you don’t come back and take your fucking responsibilities.
-
You are the biggest tease on the planet Danny. I can’t believe you ripped your pants and walked around all day like that, with a hole at the back, I could see your ass when you bent down. Do you have any idea how badly I wanted to bend you over the hood of the car all fucking day? I’ll do it one day, I’ll fuck you nice and slow until you come over the hood of your Camaro. It’s a promise, Danny. I always keep my promises, you know that right? Don’t worry, we won’t ding her. I promise.
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How was the swim? I went to get breakfast while you’re out at sea so leaving you a text so you don’t worry. You have no idea how gorgeous you look out there, I’m lucky I’m wearing one of your old shorts and not my pants because they’d never hide how hard you make me. Can’t help it, I think of all those muscles and I could come in my underwear, ridiculous. We should fuck in the sea one of these days. Give it a shot. I know what I said about the sea. The things I do for you…
-
So I know you’ve find the porn in my old room when you went snooping the other day. When I ask you over to help me DIY it’s not so you can go snooping, Danny, you hear me? But since you found it I thought maybe we should watch some together. If you want. I mean, I’d like that. I’m curious to know what else than me makes you twitch and makes you hard. I really want to watch you get off...Lose control, and all that. Because you’re fucking hot when you come. What are you into? Lesbian, group, gay?
-
By the way. I am home, I am going to get in the shower, jerk off, have some pizza, jerk off some more and then sleep. It makes me feel like a teenager and you’re to blame. I hope you think about your actions, Steve, because whatever you’ve been told, a cleaning supplies closet during an active case is not a good place for a quickie. And the fact that Kono walked in on us is proof enough. Now I’m really horny and you’ve got Mary around so I can’t even come in your mouth. Life is fucking unfair sometimes.