Just so you know, I am shallow.

[delicatale]

This is a shallow post. I just wanted to say, I have the biggest lady boner for Tom Hardy. There, I said it (it's been a while, I just never talked about it).

Now, I also wanted to share this picture.


(click, it gets bigger)

So, who wants to write Eames being a criminal in Hawai'i and Five-0 running after him? I DON'T KNOW.

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[tailoredshirt.livejournal.com]

I would read that.

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Seriously, right? It could be THE MOST FUN.

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Excellent pompt.

Honolulu is exactly where Eames would be, sipping Mai Thais, because you know he can't go back to Mombasa.

EEEEEEEP! You've now given me a bunny! Ack!

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

I can really see him there, living like a King. Possibly with Arthur, or with Arthur coming and going ^_^.

YAY! I am all for bunny spreading.

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Arthur coming and going huh? :P

Oh, man, must discuss the bunny with my go-to-beta!

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Well, Eames and Arthur need each other, at least from time to time (because, sigh, it's not like they talk to each other, is it!)

XD there should be ALL THE FICS.

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

That a good looking man. *nods* What's he in? I feel like I should be ashamed but I don't know him and I don't know who Eames is. *blush*

I have a feeling you can enlighten me though... :D

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Aaaaahhhh, hun, Tom Hardy! To be fair, I did not know him until last year, but I felt like I'd missed him all my life. He was in Inception, which I guess you have not seen ^_^. In it he plays Eames, a British dastardly charming criminal! He's also in a movie called Warrior which came out a few months ago and I HAVE TO SEE IT because he plays a MMA fighter in it and he's always mostly naked and fighting and vhfrjlbvgfrvhjl I have missed it when it was in the theatre and I am SO SAD. He's been in a number of movies over the past few years, kind of a ~revelation.

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

I have, indeed, not seen Inception or Warrior. I hardly ever make it out to the cinema anymore.

I can tell from your icon that Danny approves of this hot hunk of a man. He still prefers Steve though. ;)

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Danny does. Steve does, too. But of course they still love each other more.

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

But you know, a little adventurous threesome can't harm anyone, right? ;)

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

He's uhm... not shy.



I approve.



(Long live Yahoo image search)

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Lol, no, he's not shy indeed (but then neither are Alex or Scott!). He's also a daddy, so he kinda owns my heart. Also, the tattoos. And his lips. And his Britishness. And, um, yeah, he's got quite the body, too.

He's also playing the villain in the upcoming Batman.

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

Awwww, with the baby!!!!! *ovaries explode*

but then neither are Alex or Scott!
And we're all very grateful for it! LOL.

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

They are SO CUTE, I die every time I see a picture. Hence, my tag.

WELL, YES.

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

I totally understand. I have those feelings about Alex. He can be my babydaddy! Please?

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Doesn't hurt to ask!

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

Hi Alex. You don't know me. I'm a huge fan. I might be a little bit obsessed with you. Just a tiny bit. So... *cough* Will you impregnate me now? Pretty please?

... How do you think that will go?

OMG YOUR ICON MAKES ME HAVE ALL THE ~FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS.

[gothikmaus.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I had to laugh at that tattoo. Padre fiero, huh?

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Hehe ^_^. He is a proud daddy though! He takes a lot of pictures of himself with his little one. It's very cute.

[katie-padfoot.livejournal.com]

his blow job lips are the best of all time. UGH.

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

Hnnnngggggg yes please.

[sirona-gs.livejournal.com]

jgfsdjghfgh TOM. <3<3<3

Also I haven't had internet for most of the day, but I've had a message from gothikmaus and we should probably decide on the scenes. I'll email you tomorrow morning! <3

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

HE IS THE PRETTIEST. I'd like to see him in Hawai'i.

And this has been sorted! \o/

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

hsadfsafda tom hardy

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

[gottalovev.livejournal.com]

TOM HARDY.

just...

UNF x infinity

[delicatale.livejournal.com]

BASICALLY.