delicatale: (JRenner gets naked for you)
Oh, just because I can and this just happened and I actually gasped and stopped breathing for a moment, unable to look away:

Let's talk about how this happened, shall we?

Because here's the thing - Clint likes to drive. He doesn't really get to do it often, but that's one of the things he could escape his life with, back in the circus. Just get in a car and drive away for a while, let his arm hang from the window and allow his mind to roam free, to let go of the constant thrum of anger and desperation buzzing under his skin.

Another thing he likes to do when he can't drive, it's stick his head under the hood of a car and forget about time passing while making sure everything is in order in there. It requires precision, a certain kind of focus that is different from archery but allows the same kind of empty, quiet space inside himself, where everything disappears in the background and only what his fingers are doing matters.

He buys this classic Aston Martin he finds in some junkyard, it's in pieces but very cheap, and Tony doesn't care when Clint asks if he can keep it in a corner of the garage to make it up whenever he's got time. And that's what he does, because Clint wants to drive that car so fucking bad, but he barely can - the Avengers don't really know the concept of vacation or free time, so it's a slow process.

And this one afternoon, when finally he's got a moment to himself, Clint just goes for it, throwing on his oldest wifebeater and comfiest jeans before setting to work on the DB5. He runs his hand over the hood, taking in the shine of the silver paint job, still planning on getting it properly waxed when it's ready, and then he sets to work.

Hours melt away, his tools fanned out around him as he lies under the car, working the steering axis, and he's so into it he doesn't hear the door, or footsteps, until a shoe pokes his wrench. Clint stares at it for a moment, one shining black shoe and then another coming into view, and only then does Clint manages to shake himself out of it, sliding from under the car to look up at Special Agent Coulson, watching his eyes move over Clint's upper body and face.

"We had a briefing, Barton."

Clint grins.

- - -
(be indulgent, I literally wrote this on the spot) Anyone wants to go on with this? I AM SO SHALLOW, BUT THIS IS A LOT OF MY KINKS, RIGHT HERE. THE MECHANIC/GREASE ON A WIFEBEATER AND ARMS THING.
delicatale: (Steve gorgeous and happy)
Mind. Broken. )

Other than that, if you follow [ profile] leupagus and have been scarred by her sharing of the movie I innocently talked about in comment yesterday, well...I AM SORRY OK. FEEL MY PAIN.
delicatale: (McDanno uniforms)
So, I like hugs. I like hugs a lot and I think this last episode was very very nice when it came to hugs and now I want to celebrate the hugging. Anything goes, just post hugging with me you guys.

delicatale: (Steve belly)
Hello, and welcome to this Hawaii Five-0 Phonesexeathon!

(amazing banner by the amazing [ profile] iam_space ! Thank you for all the help honey!)

Okay, so let’s be honest, this is happening majorly because I am a big fan of phone sex and the lack of it in this fandom is making me a little sad. So I decided a meme could be fun! I’m advertising a bit because I’m still new to this fandom and I want the most people to see it and participate and prompt and read if they so wish, but I don’t have a lot of followers, so, yeah.

Okay! So! Anything goes! Any pairing any genre het and slash all that. You can post prompts, you can start round-robins (I love them let’s do it!), you can just go ahead and write a 20,000 words long fic involving phone sex and posting the link here. Seriously, anything goes. I’d encourage prompting though, go ahead – anonymous commenting shall be open, even. If you so wish to use it. Also, sexting is also allowed of course. As is fanart! Of course!

I don’t really want to put a ton of rules here, we’re all big people, right? No bashing no hating, this stuff, obvious, right? This is for fun. Let us get on with the phone sex!

Also, do pimp it around people! The more, the merrier! Here, have some pimping code:

delicatale: (Default)
I want to host a phone-sex comment post meme type thing because [ profile] leupagus and I were saying Danny would be AMAZING AT IT and Steve would enjoy it a fucking lot and there isn't enough of it at all.
But I'm too new in this fandom and I'm scared of everything.

If anyone wants to help or anything, let me know!


delicatale: (Default)

December 2015

2021222324 2526


RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 19th, 2017 06:53 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios